[牛市套餐]埃汾太話似隻熊🐻。我話你心中有熊🐻(即係我)就 睇乜都係🐻。我心中有牛🐂就睇乜都係🐂。
正如明明係「午市套餐」我都見到係「牛市套餐」
都CLS,第一季 港股又升美股又升。股災?你啲嘢就股災。我都唔明有乜咁難,今年咁嘅市都可以輸錢嘅,真係檢討下,你投資心態出咗好大問題。
道指標指早兩日先新高,恒指第一季升4%,pretty good。一季4%一年就17%(你以為16%?)。你有冇一年17%?Cathie Wood 都係guide 你15%。
真喎,be bullish(*),stay invested,唔好槓杆,time is your friend,分散投資,睇少啲垃圾,唔好成日望股價。有幾他媽的難明?
當然仲有:never trust a skinny chef。唔好信薄唇嘅男人(me),唔好信任何有兩部電話嘅男人(not me)(**),唔好信任何幾年甚至幾個月轉一次電話嘅男人,唔好信電話號碼唔係9字開頭嘅男人- 簡單嚟講,唔好信任何男人。
Trust everyone, but always cut the card - ie don’t trust anyone
仲有很多。例如打邊爐唔應該食午餐肉(my wife),西多士只能落糖漿不能有餡,Pizza只有薄批厚批落地獄,日本拉麵要有冰水但呢度唔係日本,喇沙要有螄蚶,花生醬當然係粗粒,火腿通嘅火腿要切絲,小籠包只能在口爆開不能用匙羹或碗,魚肉燒賣唔係燒賣,日本人係食三文魚刺身的,推車冇鏡就不如傳教士,穿環嘅女好,紋身更好,食羊嘅更好。
所以我係冇乜朋友的。Tora! Tora! Tora! Let the war begin!
By the way. 呢個早餐,63蚊。
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(*) 當然,講呢句嘅美林證券自己都太bullish ,自己都爆埋煲,因為好重槓杆。但你唔係美林,人地OPM別人的錢,仲有政府打救。America doesn't bail out the losers. America was built by bailing out winners. By rigging a nation of the winners, for the winners, by the winners.
(**) 兩部電話?我有三部的。健力士,妙不可言